THE MOST EXPENSIVE GIRL

You start a love affair

You think you’re getting there

But oh, there are some troubles on the way

The road to paradise

Is slippery as ice

One has to think about that every day

Oh baby, it’s not always easy to love you

When I see the colour of my clothes

I don’t know if it’s clever

To wash them all together

And why my pants keep shrinking,

heaven knows.

Oh baby, it’s not always easy to love you

When I see the way you drive my car

But I don’t get offensive

Although you are expensive

The most expensive girl by far

There’s water on the floor

Outside the bathroom door

With every note you sing the tide gets higher

I’m sure you’ll find a way

I’ll live to see the day

That you will put our peaceful home on fire

Oh baby, it’s not always easy to love you

When you press your iron on my suit

And I get dizzy looking

At food that you are cooking

But never mind, I’ll have a piece of fruit

Oh baby, it’s not always easy to love you

When I see the way you drive my car

But I don’t get offensive

Although you are expensive

The most expensive girl by far

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Oh baby, it’s not always

easy to love you

When I see the way you drive my car

But I don’t get offensive

Because you are expensive

The most expensive girl,

The most exquisite pearl,

The most fantastic girl by far.

Music & Lyrics: Helmut Lotti   ·    Published by:  Piet Roelen Publishing